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Showing posts with label Series 3. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Series 3. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2011

2011 Topps Update Braves in order

Posting all the ones I have from best to worst. I've got a few coming in from a group break so don't think this is a stealth wantlist or something because it isn't.

 UPDATED: Added some stuff from Matt at Heartbreaking Cards.


First Braves card of Bourn and it's a really sweet action shot.


This probably should be #1. I'm a sucker for scoreboards. Big Mac with the D!


Kind of a tie but I like Johnny better than Craig so he gets top billing.


Delgado looks like he's a gamer. If Lowe eats his rotation spot next year I'll be pissed.


Me likey the Boston Braves uni.


Cory Gearrin should have been used more than he was last year. Especially when Fredi was busy abusing Kimbrel and Venters. Now that Moylan's arm is ruined too we'll probably see more of Cory. 


If Jair is not in a Royals uniform in April I'll be shocked.


 We didn't call him Linestink for nothin'.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

May I Have Your Attention Please

By decree of the Drunkie Junkie, I would like to announce that 2011 Topps Update Series Cognac Parallels:



Shall now and forevermore be referred to as...

Liquorfractors

A term coined by Spankee, proprietor of My Cardboard Mistress in this epic post.



Please feel free to discuss these wonderful cards in casual conversation until the term "liquorfractor" becomes common vernacular.



This post was approved by Drinkie Pinkie.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Two Freddies, One Day

PULLED FROM PACKS. I am the luckiest man alive.


Reprints are out, but Topps 60 remains. I guess I can deal with pulling a Freddie. This one was from a hobby pack.


Diamond Duos are back too. No Reprints. Meh. The thing about pairing Freddie up with Hosmer is that as a member of the Atlanta Braves, Freddie has about a 63.7% chance of playing for the Royals during his career. This was pulled from a Rack Pack at Target that I really shouldn't have bought in the first place.


The best thing about this card is that Topps is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for their Topps 60 set that they are forced to count Top 60 in the Braves Minor League Organization as an achievement. There's an interesting list of names on the back though, and I think three of them are already Royals.

Friday, December 14, 2007

2007 Topps Updates & Highlights - Blaster Rip and Product Review

My Topps Updates and Highlights reviews got completely forgotten when Bowman Heritage came out, so here's a blaster box break and a mini review for anyone who's interested.

I was really looking forward to this stuff about two months ago. Not so much for the set, which is kind of the same every year - a bunch of traded and fringe vets, a few rookies, a few subsets and with any luck some decent inserts. I was looking forward to it for a specific insert set, the Wal-Mart exclusive insert set featuring a history of baseball cards. I've been building this set all year and I only need the second series Hanley Ramirez out of the first 36 cards. The cards are pretty slick, like all the Heritage-type sets they swipe a design from an ancient card set from a defunct company that can't sue them anymore and use it in a contemporary set. I love this retro crap, so I've been buying Wal-Mart blasters all year. Here's the break for the last $10 box I picked up.

Box Topper pack:
WM46 Carlos Lee - 1911 Helmar stamps
WM38 Matt Holliday - 1911 T205
WM47 CC Sabathia - 1914 Fatima

This pack kind of bummed me out because all three designs were used in the second series set. The Fatima design was used for Nick Swisher's card, Holliday's T205 design was on Ryan Zimmerman's card and Carlos lee shares a Helmar design with Michael Young. They even used the exact same Helmar stamp design to boot when there are a bunch of different borders from that set. They are still the best inserts from Topps this year and this pack is one sixth of the set. ok, on to the packs.

318 Scott Proctor
138 Sean Marshall
102 Adam Eaton
MMS34 Mickey Mantle History
157 Andy LaRoche RC
236 Johan Santana All Star
Checklist 3

I like the Mantle history set. I'd rather they do something like this if they have to have a hero worship set, using different card designs with different photos on each card. The monotonous mirrors counting down home run after home run can go away. The '54 design is one of the best too.

156 Matt DeSalvo RC
43 Ubaldo Jimenez RC
19 Russell Branyan
The fourth goddamn Barry Bonds Home Run King card I've pulled
312 Joba Chamberlain RC
229 Barry Bonds All Star

I'm more tired of this stupid Home Run King card than I was with the Mickey Mantle home run #1 card that was in every pack a couple years ago. I pull one more of these and I'm going to go all Mark Ecko and brand it with a asterisk before shooting it into the sun.

181 Nathan Haynes RC
187 Kevin Melillo RC
297 JP Howell
92 Brendan Harris
272 Bobby Jenks All Star
246 Ben Sheets All Star

The All-Star set is one of the best things about the U&H set every year.

81 Kelly Shoppach
34 Paul McAnulty
159 Jarrod Saltalamacchia RC
GN425 Ian Kinsler #1 Double
321 Scott Linebrink
231 Torii Hunter All Star

The Generation Now cards are obnoxious enough, but it seems like half the set is this boring blue color like on Kinsler's card. This set can't die fast enough for me. Here's Jarrod Saltalamaccia's MLB Rookie card even though have have several of his Bowman cards from a few years back.

5 Steve Trachsel
35 Hiram Bocachica
48 Chad Durbin
HATT Troy Tulowitski Autograph
213 Trevor Hoffman Highlights
230 Ken Griffey Jr All Star
Checklist 1

A Troy Tulowitski auto out of a ten dollar blaster. I am the luckiest sonovabitch on the planet. I think Topps might be trying to bribe me with good hits because they know I despise this product.

179 Jesus Flores RC
325 Jason Kendall
167 Zach McClellan RC
128 Brad Thompson
275 Mike Fontenot and Khalil Greene Classic Combo
216 David Ortiz All Star

I personally like the Classic Combo cards, but you have to admit this is a rather obscure pairing.

50 Jason Smith
8 Trot nixon
326 Milton Bradley
GN488 Jonathan Papelbon #8 Save
162 Phil Hughes RC
257 JJ Hardy

The Papelbon and the Prince Fielder Generation Now cards are the only ones out of this series that I like. They are both great players and the red and purple backgrounds aren't sleep inducing.

107 Damion Easley
106 Ruben Gotay
118 John McDonald
Barry Bonds HR 735
18 Adam Jones
244 Brad Penny All Star

Barry crap card. Pppppbbbhtthttt.

323 Jorge Cantu
23 Tadahito Iguchi
311 Josh Phelps
239 Gold Mike Lowell All Star #0994/2007
211 Randy Johnson Highlights
267 Brian Roberts All Star
Checklist 2

Gold cards are nice I suppose.

140 Ryan Spilborghs
161 Brandon Wood RC
2 Shannon Stewart
MHR496 Mantle HR 496
276 A-Rod and Russell Martin Classic Combos
264 Victor Martinez All Star

The good thing about this Mantle home run card is that it's #496 and he only hit 40 more after this one. They can't keep this up forever! The can however do a Mickey Mantle at bats mirror set and drag it out another 8102 cards.

So now is where I get to bitch about a set right after I pull a sweet auto card out of a blaster. I don't care, this product does nothing for me. I'm tired of home run cards, I'm tired of Gen Now cards, Topps Gold is necessary but boring, and I just don't want any more Barry cards. The World Series team cards (which I didn't pull in this box) should have included all the teams and better yet, been released in a set that shipped before the World Series was over so people would care about them. Put that in series two and half of them would be traded like mad, now if you pull anything instead of the Sox it may as well be a Stadium Club Super Teams card from the 90's. Like a lot of stuff from Topps lately, it just seems mailed in. The fake Joba error, Squirrel card and Ellsbury don't do it for me either and I actually pulled an Ellsbury. Maybe I expect too much from Topps, maybe I'm burned out of 2007 cards, maybe I'm just jaded and cynical. I've had the feeling that this would be a better buy in factory set form since I ripped my first few packs. The Updates and Highlights sets are actually on the shelves now for $24.95. No inserts, but with these inserts who cares. Try to build the set by ripping packs and you're going to drop $60-$70 before you even get close. Take my advice and get a set instead of ripping a bunch of blasters.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Topps Hobby 20 pack break part 2

I originally said this was a 15 pack break, but you know how it is. I couldn't resist. 20's a nice round number, I promise I'll stop here. At least until the Wal-Mart blasters come out.

Pack 6:
UH301 Bob Howry
UH307 Kyle Davies
UH103 Antonio Alfonseca
UH156 Matt DeSalvo RC
UH43 Ubaldo Jimenez RC
UH119 Matt Stairs red
UH34 Paul McAnulty red
MMS36 Mickey Mantle History
UH11 Matt Morris
UH249 Billy Wagner NL All-Star

Matt DeSalvo's signature looks more like a logo than an autograph. Matt Morris looks somewhat bemused to be a member of the Pirates. It was a pretty bizarre trade, so I don't blame him. Kyle Davies, now he looks pissed. He went from future Braves' ace to Royals' spot starter in about two years time, I'd be upset too. Ubaldo's rookie card comes about a week too late to mean anything. The red cards are boring as hell, and the Mantle History card is really the only thing worth a damn in here. Switching up to the '54 design for this series is a good change of pace, it would have been nice if they had done the same thing with the mirror set. Oh who am I kidding, a bootleg '55 design repeated 532 times with slight variations in photo and color is pure genius and I'm just jealous because I didn't think of it.

Pack 7:
UH64 Cliff Floyd
UH9 Adam LaRoche
UH328 Kenny Lofton
UH153 Mark Reynolds RC
UH212 Justin Verlander Season Highlights
UH230 Ken Griffey Jr. NL All-Star red
UH300 Kason Gabbard red
GN456 Kenji Johjima Generation Now RUNNER CAUGHT STEALING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #5
UH281 Cole Hamels & Russell Martin Classic Combos
UH236 Johan Santana AL All-Star

Just when you thought the Generation Now inserts could never get any more ridiculous, Topps pulls out runners caught stealing as an insert-worthy stat. Twenty-nine inserts actually. He threw out Aaron freaking Boone! Who cares! The rest of the pack is star-studded at least. Griffey and Santana All-Star cards, Hamels & Martin at the All-Star game and Verlander's no hitter card make up for a stupid insert. Just barely. Kason Gabbard is another weird choice for a card number divisible by 100. Abraham Nunez, Brad Salmon and now Gabbard get the 100, 200 and 300 cards. Aren't these supposed to be given to decent players? The checklist is kind of dicey since this is a set full of players who were traded, called up this year or just weren't good enough to get into series 1 or 2, but come on. Sosa, Teixeira and Joba. There's numbers 100, 200 and 300 right there. It's not that difficult to do these things right. Then again, the #100 slot was used for the Ellsbury variation, so maybe they put crappy players there on purpose. Perhaps there is a #200 A-Rod variation hiding in blaster boxes shipped to Des Moines and a #300 Bullwinkle J. Moose card variation so rare the only known copy is in Keith Olbermann's sock drawer.

Pack 8:
UH97 Shawn Hill
UH1 Tony Armas Jr.
UH61 Shawn Chacon
UH150 Ryan Braun RC
UH37 Jason Simontacchi
UH164 Chase Wright RC red
UH216 David Ortiz AL All-Star red
B*rry B*nds H*me Run Hist*ry 745
UH74 Luis Castillo
UH265 Jorge Posada AL All-Star

Jason Simontacchi is still in the league? Huh. Never mind that, I got the Ryan Braun rookie! All right! The good one, not the Royals one. I can't believe I have this awesome player's very first card. Oh wait, never mind. Another good red card, keep 'em coming. B*rry B*nds is b*yc*tting my bl*g f*r gr*tuit*us and *bn*xi*us *pplic*ti*n of *sterisks. Don't be mad at me Barry! I didn't want a stupid asterisk branded onto that home run ball. I wanted the damn thing shot into space!

Pack 9:
UH12 Marlon Anderson
UH330 Brian Burris
UH42 Chris Snelling
UH41 Ryan Langerhans
UH9 JD Drew
UH257 JJ Hardy NL All-Star red
UH13 Jorge Julio red
HRK Barry Bonds #1 All-Time Home Runs
UH279 Chase Utley & Ichiro Classic Combos
UH241 Trevor Hoffman NL All-Star

Uh oh, I pissed off Barry and now he's going to keep showing up in my packs. This card is numbered HRK which coincidentally enough is the sound I made in the back of my throat when Bacsik threw him that meatball. It just occurred to me that JD Drew now has a ring. Ugh. Trevor Hoffman helped that happen indirectly. Man this pack depresses me. Let's go to the next one quick before I try to figure out what is going on on that Classic Combos card. Chase isn't really punching Ichiro in the guts, is he?.

Pack 10:
UH87 Jeff Karstens
UH142 Jeremy Guthrie
UH195 Marcus McBeth RC
UH130 Eric Gagne
UH206 Tom Glavine Season Highlights
UH81 Kelly Shoppach red
UH287 Alex Rios Home Run Derby red
GN573 Josh Barfield Generation Now Waste of Space
UH146 Freddie Bynum
UH242 Manny Ramirez AL All-Star

Well, at least I got Manny. I can say one thing about this pack, it's sheer awfulness prompted me to buy 5 more packs of the stuff which turned out to be a great move on my part. Find out why in part three.

For anyone interested here's the breakdown of the first 10:

Base set -70 cards
Red parallel - 20 cards
Gold parallel - 1
Mantle History - 1
Barry History - 2
Barry HRK - 1
Gen Now - 5 cards
Rodents - 0
no dupes

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

2007 Topps Series 3: 15 pack break part 1


Series 3 is out (That's Updates and Highlights to you nitpickers) and I immediately grabbed as many packs as I could. Here's a 15 hobby pack break of this shiny new stuff.

Just as one does not simply rock into Mordor, one can't just open up 15 packs, list them out, scan them all and post everything into one massive post all at once. I'll be breaking this down into three sets of five over the next few days. I'll be updating the posts one pack at a time so you all don't have to wait three days to get the posts polished up before I post them. U&H was already delayed twice, why wait some more? Check out A Pack A Day if you just absolutely can't wait for a pack.

Pack 1:

UH112 Henry Owens
UH81 Kelly Shoppach
UH34 Paul McAnulty
UH159 Jarrod Saltalamaccia RC
UH107 Damion Easley
UH5 Steve Trachsel red
UH200 Brad Salmon RC red
GN522 Curtis Granderson Generation Now Double #3
UH162 Phil Hughes RC
UH227 David Wright NL All Star

Not a terrible first pack. The Salty card is cool and since he's in a Rangers uniform that means Teixeira is going to be in a Braves uni. AT LEAST HE BETTER BE YOU HEAR ME TOPPS. Don't make me smack you. Phil Hughes is a nice card and any David Wright is welcome even though he is one of the enemy. More stupid red parallels mean 30 cards out of these packs are more or less useless to me. Finally, the Curtis Granderson Generation Now card is ridiculous not only in that the insert set is now up to over 500 cards in size, but that Topps deems it essential to honor a double hit off Esteban Loaiza with a trading card.

Pack 2:

UH116 Jason Frasor
UH123 Jack Cust
UH104 Jorge Sosa
UH198 Mike Zagurski RC
UH45 Byung-Hyun Kim
UH173 Kevin Slowey RC red
UH59 Ryan Doumit
UH265 Jorge Posada Gold #0465/2007
UH273 John Lackey AL All-Star
UH268 Carlos Guillen AL All-Star
Checklist one of three

The Posada gold card would appear to be the best from this pack, but you'd be wrong. Mike Zagurski's rookie card takes the prize simply for the fact that he looks like a grown up Engelberg from the Bad News Bears. Walter Matthau version, of course. Nothing much else to speak of in this pack except that Jack Cust once kicked ass for me in an old Front Page Sports '98 sim league I was in a few years ago.

Pack 3:

UH194 Guillermo Rodriguez RC
UH189 Lee Gronkiewicz RC
UH124 Lenny DiNardo
UH322 David Murphy RC
UH69 Claudio Vargas
UH228 Carlos Beltran NL All-Star red
UH311 Josh Phelps red
GN408 Prince Fielder Generation Now Home Run #12
UH157 Andy LaRoche RC
UH218 Derek Jeter AL All-Star

Buncha rookies in this pack. I'm somewhat dismayed to see another rookie card with that cheesy red background that ended up on a ton of Red Sox cards over the past couple of years. Even worse, it's on David Murphy's card which means the red backdrop has infected the Rangers cards as well. Someone call the CDC! Beltran and Jeter All-Star cards are nice to have. I actually like the Gen Now card in this pack. It's Prince Fielder, it's counting down homers instead of catcher's interference or sac flies or some such nonsense, and the card just looks good. The 8th one I pull with the same photo will get tedious though.

Pack 4:

UH106 Ruben Gotay
UH118 John McDonald
UH136 Ramon Vazquez
UH101 Jayson Werth
UH200 Brad Salmon RC
UH138 Sean Marshall red
UH118 John McDonald red
GN543 Curtis Granderson Generation Now Double #24
UH157 Dan Haren AL All-Star
UH218 255 Dmitri Young NL All-Star

Crapped out on this pack. Got my first double in Brad Salmon and yet another Curtis Granderson Gen Now card. So what if the other Salmon is a red parallel and the number is different on the Granderson card. The picture's the same on both and they will end up simply cluttering up my Topps box. How did Brad Salmon get the coveted #200 card anyway? If this was actually Series 3, he'd end up with #861 which seems more appropriate. He's got the stupid beige background instead of the stupid red background. Is the guy at least a decent pitcher for all the aggravation he's giving me? Hrm, average middle reliever. Ok, I'll let it slide this time, but no more annoying cards from you, young man.

Pack 5:

UH209 Troy Tulowitzki Season Highlights
UH115 Casey Janssen
UH134 Reggie Willits
UH185 Nate Schierholtz RC
UH67 Tony Graffanino
UH236 Johan Santana AL All-Star red
UH202 Danny Putnam RC red
Barry Bonds Desecration of History 756
UH286 Prince Fielder Home Run Derby
UH257 JJ Hardy NL All-Star

Lotsa Brewers in this pack. Tony Graffanino has managed to carve out a nice little career for himself. Good for him. If you're going to get a lousy red card, it may as well be of a superstar like Santana. I'll get the base card soon enough once the blasters hit. Tulowitzki's highlight was an unassisted triple play against the Braves. I was watching that game and it was an interesting feeling to be thinking "Holy shit, that was cool!" and "Aw FUCK how did that just happen?!?" simultaneously. I had just about the same reaction to Barry's 756 card. I didn't appreciate just how nice it was not to get any of these damn cards in series two packs.

Up soon... Packs 6-10.