I wish I had the cajones to make this my background

I saw this on Heartbreaking and just couldn't resist.

Also: this.

And why the hell not:



(don't make me post a Johnny Cash guest appearance on the Simpsons)

I HAVE GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS

I've tried to write my latest Gint-A-Cuffs post like four times already and I keep losing/deleting/botching it completely. I haven't even scanned the damn things yet. Uncle Dayf is going to quit cards for a little bit to get his head in order. In the meantime enjoy some coffee and cigarettes.


Iggy Pop & Tom Waits - Coffee & Cigarettes by xav_powerovitch

The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit.

Taking five

I have a backlog of posts to write, a large pile of packages to put together and send, a bunch of stuff to finish up at work, cards to sort, desks to clean, bushes to trim, shelves to put together, kids to pick up, a busted door to fix, my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped. On top of all this the Braves have picked me up in a limo and driven me first class to the very edge of despair. I'm gonna take a little break now so I can focus on these other things instead of trying to write for a few days. See you at the playoffs.