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Showing posts with label college football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college football. Show all posts

Saturday, December 3, 2011

SEC Championship Game

How the hell is Georgia in this thing? It's because I gave up on football after they got beat by South Carolina, isn't it? I'm gonna watch the game today (well, half watch the game/half read a book/half listen to music/half clean up the house/seven-eights drink beer/half fall asleep and take a nap) and the Bulldogs are going to get massacred. It will be God Himself telling me that my favorite teams will only be successful if I'm not really paying attention to them. Maybe I'll drink bourbon instead of beer and take that nap in the first quarter. Since it'll take a miracle for anything good to happen for the woofwoofs today, I'm going to post this Herschel Walker Guideposts magazine I got from Stats on the Back a long time ago and never posted because I didn't quite know what to do with it. Desperately needing Divine Intervention sounds like a good time to post to me.



Aw what the heck. Article too!



Yeah, I know Divine Intervention doesn't work that way. Besides, God is an SEC fan and wants to see an LSU - Alabama rematch in the BCS Championship game so I should really not invoke Him at all right now. Anyone got an article on Herschel from Reason or Skeptic magazine?

Maybe I should start drinking now... Beer or bourbon? Oh I know!



GoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAWGS!

SIC 'EM!

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF~hic~WOOF

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Damn, Georgia

You uh, just kicked the crap out of Auburn. Didn't see that one coming.



Maybe I shouldn't have given up after the South Carolina loss.



(they'll lose to Kentucky now that I'm paying attention, just you watch)

Saturday, September 6, 2008

A Good Day for Georgia

Georgia and Georgia Tech both won today in the first weekend I was able to enjoy a full slate of football goodness. The Dawgs pounded on Central Michigan as Knowshon scored three more touchdowns to raise his total to six for the year. Moreno is going a good job padding those stats against the cupcakes for a Heisman run. The Dawgs won last week over Georgia Southern and dropped from #1 to #2 in the polls, they will probably drop to #5 after this week's slaughter. Maybe if we lose next week to South Carolina, we can jump back up in the polls since winning doesn't seem to be that important to the voters.

Tech stole a win on the road against the Boston College Eagles. I only watched the fumbleriffic first half so I missed the game winning 43 yard run by Jonathan Dwyer. Even worse, I missed a safety! Their first safety since 2004, oh why did I switch the channel? A nice win for the Jackets in Paul Johnson's ACC debut. Let's see if they can do it again next week at Virginia Tech.

I don't have a card for Central Michigan, but I have one for Boston College...

Charley was a deadly accurate passer and a fine runner. He beat Tennessee too, so he's all right with me. The awesomely cheesy passing pose is overshadowed by the manic background action shot. It looks like they are playing kill the man with the ball, not organized college football. What the heck is #55 doing in the middle of all those defenders? I'm also curious to know where Topps swiped the photo, as you can see an arrow pointing to the man obscured by the football. Even better than that though is the 'piling on' cartoon. Between the orgy going on all around and the ref copping a feel on the flattened player's butt, the penalty for this smutty display of hedonism should be a lot more than 15 yards. At least they are all wearing protection.