Don't be mad at Troll...

... for Bipping me - and Bipping me in a mindblowingly sneaky fashion - because this card was also in that package:

There is no word in the English language that adequately describes how super that card is.

Quick, someone make up a word to describe that card.

I need to yell it really loud at 3AM while drunk.

I'll start drinkin', you all start wordin'.