CONNECTICUT

Connecticut goes for Obama!

Bring back the Whalers, dammit!

INDIANA

Indiana goes for Romney!

Helpless victim! Colts fans can relate!

MARYLAND

Maryland goes for Obama!

Crab Cakes are ruined forever!

SOUTH CAROLINA

South Carolina goes for Romney!

Washington in flames! A Tea Partier's dream! It's like Fort Sumter all over again!

WEST VIRGINA

West Virginia goes for Romney!

Fuck renewable energy, CLEAN COAL, BITCHES!

KENTUCKY

Kentucky goes for Romney!

Let the carnage begin! I have a 1.75 liter bottle of Evan Williams to polish off tonight! Kentucky liquor is best liquor!

VERMONT

Going off this because it's the first map I've found online that seems to be updating properly. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, it's just silly cards. Oh, and the future of the ENTIRE PLANET

First up, Vermont goes for Obama!

Splat! There goes the country straight into socialism!

ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL

Ok. Everyone's sick of politics. I was sick of politics in January. There's been non stop sniping mudslinging lying scratching spitting clawing partisan nonsense going on for as long as I can remember. And that's just the Mike Trout vs Miguel Cabrera MVP argument. The Presidential campaign has been even worse!

So a buncha people went out today to vote for their guy. Problem is 50% of the country thinks the other guy sucks. If Obama wins then the values of our country will go down the tubes. Socialist big government Kenyan Muslims will sent America straight into the Garbage can. And if Romney wins the corrupt lying racist whackjobs will take over the country. Not only that, but the warmongers will get their chance to Attack Iran! No matter who wins tonight, tomorrow all your Facebook feeds will be covered with ERMAHGERD TEH CUNTREE IZ DOOOOMED!

Yeah. It sucks. But let us not get down! The campaign is over! The election is here! The recounts and legal battles will only take a couple more months! THIS IS A HAPPY OCCASION! Let us celebrate with Trading cards! Every time a candidate wins a state, I'll post a card from one of my favorite sets ever!

When Obama wins a state I'll post a Garbage Pail Kid Card, since he's sunk America into the trash according to Fox News.

When Romney wins a state I'll post a Mars Attacks card because of all the death and destruction his Presidency will wreak upon the world according to Daily Kos.

If they tie, um, I guess I'll post this?

I have no cable! so states will be posted sporadically! If at all! I'll be drinking tonight. A LOT. Enjoy!

GO VOTE

DO IT NOW

PEER PRESSURE

On a somewhat related note, I have a really awful idea for some presidential election result posts tonight. An idea that would probably be hilarious but may also run everyone off for good. What do?

Mars Attacks Video

THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO I'VE EVER POSTED



And that's just my hair... wait 'till you see the cards.

Joy of a Completed Page 1974 Edition pt 3

I got nothing to say about this one really.

Joy of a Completed Page 1974 Edition pt 2

There's about 12 awesome cards on this page alone.

Joy of a Completed Page 1974 Edition pt 1

More pages! If I get my 1978 binder paged out this weekend you may see EVEN MORE.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

Happy Nightmare Night!

Time to go out and get some candy! But don't let Nightmare Moon get you!

Better dress up in a costume to fool her!

Maybe Batmare or Harrison Foal! I dressed up as a middle age guy trying to keep up with his daughter as she cut through people's yards. I was apparently too pathetic for Nightmare Moon to gobble up.

But make sure you get the candy!!!

And try to get there before Pinkie does! It's a miracle that there's any candy left in the whole town...

And if Pinkie gets there first and there's no more candy? Well, it's time for some tricks, see...

BUT NO TRICKING PRINCESS LUNA. She's nice now and this holiday always makes her a little edgy. Remember, she's as powerful as her sister and she'll send yo ass to the Sun if you aren't careful.

Also, don't bother going to Fluttershy's house. She does NOT like Nightmare night and she does not have any candy. After that assertiveness seminar she took, she'll also kick you in the face if you cross her. She likes Dia de los Muertos though, so invite her over tomorrow for a sugar skull.

Have fun on Nightmare Night everyone!

Joy of a Completed Page - 1976 Edition Part 3

This is the last of the '76s but I'll have more pages for you this week.

What, you didn't expect me to actually WRITE a decent post did you?

Joy of a Completed Page - 1976 Edition Part 2

I really need to become a Rowland Office Supercollector.

Joy of a Completed Page - 1976 Edition Part 1

It's '76 day here on the blog, mostly because I don't want to post anything about the Giants. You can haz compleet pagiz.

Every page should have a Yaz in the middle.

Joy of a Completed Team Set - 1974 Topps

This one has been done for a while and I might have even already posted it but Davey Johnson somehow escaped the binder and I finally tracked him down hiding amongst some '74 doubles. So here it is in all it's 715 splendor.

Joy of a Completed Page - 1960 Edition

Page #1 filled out when I got an upgrade for my Joe Adcock in my team binder. I would have flipped this one to the side, but I couldn't do that to Willie.

Joy of a Completed Page: Qypsy Gueen Edition

Somebody just watched eight hours of Angry Video Game Nerd and went on a sorting binge. I sure hope you like completed pages 'cause you're about to get some.