ON THE THIRD DAY OF CARDMAS

SLEEP. WORK. THAT'S IT. KIND OF A THEME FOR ME THE PAST FEW YEARS

THREE CARD PACKS ARE A REAL BITCH, THEY'RE EITHER OVERPRICED CRAP OR KID STUFF. HOWEVER, I WAS ABLE TO FIND THIS LONG LOST GEM BURIED IN A PILE OF JUNK

FUN FOODS
PREMIER COLLECTOR'S ISSUE!
133 TOP STARS!!
3 BUTTONS IN EACH PACK!!!
COLLECT!!!!
WEAR!!!!!
TRADE!!!!!!
FULL COLOR PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EACH BUTTON A GIANT 1 1/8"????
WTF HOW IS THAT GIANT

ALL 133 COLLECT
SOMEONE DIDN'T THINK THROUGH THE LAYOUT OF THIS PACKAGING BEFORE THE PRINTER SENDING IT TO. LOOKING OVER THE CHECKLIST AT BUTTONS 69 TO 68 I MUST SAY THAT A DAVE PARKER BUTTON WOULD BE INCREDIBLY BAD ASS INDEED. NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 7 YEARS OLD THO. WHAT STABBY DELIGHTS WILL WE DISCOVER? FIND OUT LET US

BERT BLYLEVEN FROM THE LAND OF CLEVE. WHICH GROUP OF MALCONTENTS WAS PISSED OFF HE FINALLY GOT IN THE HALL OF FAME, I FORGET. I'M PRETTY SURE THE STAT NERDS WERE HAPPY SO IT WAS EITHER THE "HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS WALTER JOHNSON" FUSSBUDGETS OR THE BIGOTED ANTI-NETHERLANDS XENOPHOBES. FUCK 'EM, WHOEVER THEY ARE, THE HALL NEEDS MORE CURVEBALL WIZARDS WHO ❤ TO FART

NOW THAT THE SCANNER HAS MAGNIFIED THESE GIANT METAL DISCS I CAN SEE HOW SCRATCHED UP THIS ONE IS

PAUL MOLITOR BLURRY 3-D PIN. NO ONE COMPLAINED WHEN PAUL MADE THE HALL SINCE HE'S WHITE AND BORING. JUST LIKE MILWAUKEE AND MINNESOTA OH SNAAAAAAAAAP - I WENT THERE. THE TINY NATURE OF THESE GIANT PINS OBSCURE JUST HOW OUT OF REGISTER THIS THING IS, LOOKS LIKE SOME EARLY 70'S TOPPS PSYCHEDELIA RIGHT HERE. ANY OF YOU PRINTING NERDS HAVE ANY INSIGHT ON METAL PIN PRINTING PROCESSES TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS GOT BOOGERED UP SO BADLY?

!!!!!!!!!HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BULL!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO FIND THE SOX CAP I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID, THEN I COULD WEAR IT AND PIN THIS SUCKER TO MY JEAN JACKET AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE I'M WEARING A PIN OF MYSELF. IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT OL JUNKIE LOOKED LIKE, THIS IS BASICALLY A SELFIE RIGHT HERE EXCEPT FATTER AND WITHOUT THE AMAZING FASHION SENSE. FUCKIN' SUPER MOJO HIT OF 2018, CALLING IT RIGHT HERE

HERE'S A HILARIOUSLY INEFFECTIVE SCAN OF THE BACKS. PINS WITH STATS!!! MUCH BETTER THAN A PACK OF BOWMAN CHROME OR ONE OF THOSE POKEMON PACKS THEY SELL AT DOLLAR TREE IN MY HUMBLE OPINION. WAIT A SEC, MOLITOR HIT .217???? HOW THE HELL DID THAT BUM GET TO COOPERSTOWN I AM NOW COMPLAINING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF PLAYERS IN THE HALL OF FAME OR SHOULD I SAY HALL OF VERY GOOD AM I RIGHT

SEE
SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT SHIT IS
STOP DOING IT AND JUST APPRECIATE SOME GREAT CAREERS YOU SMALL HALL CHUCKLEFUCKS

NO HALL OF FAME SNARKING AT ALL NEXT TIME I PROMISE
TIL THEN MY FRANCOEUR CHICKENS