NON-SPORT FRANKENSET - CARD #7

EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WELL AND YOU FEEL LIKE A ZOMBIE AND THE COFFEE AIN'T WORKING AND YOU'RE ALL ANXIOUS ABOUT WORK AND THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN THE FRIDGE FOR LUNCH AND YOU HAVE NO MONEY SO YOU CAN'T GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING FUN AND YOU'VE GOT A THOUSAND THINGS TO DO AND YOU GOT NONE OF THEM DONE AND YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO SOMETHING COOL AND IT FELL THROUGH AND THAT LIBRARY BOOK YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY TO RETURN ON TIME GOT A LATE FEE ANYWAY AND YOU WENT TO DINNER WITH YOUR PARENTS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT POLITICS AND YOUR FAVORITE TEAM CRAPPED THE BED  AND YOU PROCRASTINATED ON SOMETHING AND ENDED UP MISSING OUT AND YOU TRIED TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME TO RELAX AND YOU LOST AND IT JUST MADE YOU MORE FRUSTRATED AND YOU FINALLY GAVE UP AND TRIED TO GO TO BED BUT YOU JUST LIED AWAKE THINKING ABOUT EVERY DUMB ASS THING YOU'VE DONE SINCE 1982 UNTIL YOU WANTED TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW

THAT'S BEEN MY WHOLE DAMN SEPTEMBER. ALL OF IT. EVERY DAY

FUCK IT, HERE'S SOME ADORABLE PUDDY TATS

7 1983 Perlorian Cats - buncha kitties in bed

ZOMG SO CUTE. LITTLE KITTIES IN A TINY BED. IN A VERY ODDLY DECORATED ROOM. ON A STICKER BECAUSE WHY NOT. I JUST KINDA ASSUME EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THESE ARE BY NOW BECAUSE THE INTERNET AND CATS BUT HERE IS THE SCOOP: ONE DAY A JAPANESE DUDE NAMED SATORU TSUDA FOUND SOME STRAY BABY KITTENS AND TOOK THEM IN AND TOOK CARE OF THEM AND DISCOVERED THAT DOLL CLOTHES ARE THE RIGHT SIZE FOR CATS AND TOOK A PICTURE OF ONE OF THEM FOR FUN AND IT BECAME A HUGE FAD AND HE MADE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY. HOORAY FOR CAT LOVERS! IN JAPAN IT'S CALLED NAMENEKO BUT IN AMERICA IT WAS BRANDED AS PERLORIAN BECAUSE I GUESS A WEIRDER NAME WAS REQUIRED FOR CATS IN CLOTHES OVER HERE. AND THEN TOPPS MADE A TRADING CARD SET OF THEM BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DID. HERE'S MORE INFO ABOUT IT FOR YA BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA TYPE TONIGHT

TOPPS SOMEHOW CREATED A 56 CARD SET OF FANCY CAT STICKERS AND HONESTLY CATS HANGING OUT IN BED IS PROBABLY THE LEAST WEIRD CARD IN THE SET. DON'T BELIEVE ME? CHECK OUT THE CHECKLIST AND GALLERY. CATS ON MOTORCYCLES, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. THERE'S ALSO STICKER PUZZLES ON THE BACK. I LOVE THIS SET SO MUCH AND WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED TO DISCOVER THAT I-MOCKERY PUT IT ON A WORST TRADING CARDS POST BACK IN THE DAY BUT AFTER READING THE ARTICLE IT APPEARS THAT THERE'S ABOUT A 50-50 RATIO OF ACTUAL AWFUL USELESS SETS AND COMPLETELY AMAZING SUPER AWESOME SETS IN THERE. I KINDA NEED A FOXY LADY JEAN STICKER FOR THE FRANKENSET NOW

OK THIS POST WAS A BIT OF A BUMMER SO HERE'S A 10 HOUR COMPILATION OF CATS BEING CUTE AS A PALATE CLEANSER



OH GOD I MESSED UP THAT'S A TRAILER FOR THE MOVIE CATS I TOLD YOU THIS MONTH HAS GONE ALL WRONG