TOOK A DAY OFF TO GET BACK ON SCHEDULE. YOUR PATIENCE IS NOW REWARDED WITH THE BEST POG OF THE BUNCH
199? WESTRIM CRAFTS FLIPPER CAPS THIS SWEET BASTARD
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THIS DUDE IS BUT HE LOOKS LIKE DEADPOOL AND THE MONARCH FROM VENTURE BROTHERS GOT STUCK TOGETHER IN THE TELEPORT PODS FROM THE FLY AND CAME OUT LIKE THIS AND I LOVE HIM. HE'S GOT A GUN! HE'S GOT A FUCKING GUN!! AND THAT BACKGROUND IS WONDERFUL. SHINY AND SHIMMERY AND YOU CAN WIGGLE IT AROUND FOR HOURS AND STILL BE DAZZLED. AND THIS SHITS CAME FROM A COMPANY BEST KNOWN FOR LITTLE CHEAP PACKETS OF CRAFT SUPPLIES LIKE BEADS AND POM-POMS AND GOOGLY EYES AND CREEPY DOLL HEADS AND OTHER ASSORTED GRANDMA STUFF. A HUNDRED FLY BY NIGHT OPERATIONS TRYING TO OUT-EDGY EACH OTHER IN THE MILK CAP GAME AND THEY ALL GOT THEIR CLOCK CLEANED BY THE COMPANY THAT MADE STUFF FOR YOUR THIRD GRADE ART CLASS BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT KIDS WANT: SHINY NONSENSE
ONCE AGAIN I WAS ABLE TO FIND THIS CAP IN AN ONLINE IMAGE SEARCH AND THERE ARE SO MANY GENERIC HEROES OR VILLAINS OR JUST PLAIN WEIRDOS IN THAT GROUP. I WANT BACK STORIES ON ALL OF THEM ASAP. ESPECIALLY THE ELF GIRL WITH PINK HAIR. I NEED A WHOLE-ASS MANGA SERIES DEDICATED TO HER. IT ALSO APPEARS THAT EACH SUBJECT HAS A DOPPELGANGER POG WITH A REVERSE NEGATIVE IMAGE. PERHAPS THE ONES LOOKING TO THE RIGHT ARE THE HEROES AND THE ONES LOOKING TO THE RIGHT ARE VILLAINS. OR MAYBE THEY'RE BOTH ASSHOLES. WHO CARES, EVERYBODY FIGHT EACH OTHER!
WE FLIP THE THING OVER AND HOLY SHIT IT'S A VALENTINES POG. RICHARD BETTER BE TREATING JUSTINA LIKE A QUEEN RIGHT NOW. BUT SEEING AS HOW I NOW OWN THE BEST GIFT HE SHALL EVER RECEIVE, THAT IS NOT LIKELY. RICHARD, YOU CAD. YOU RAKE. YOU SCOUNDREL. I HOPE JUSTINA IS LIVING HER BEST LIFE RIGHT NOW WITHOUT RICHARD. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM ANYWAY
BEST POG EVER GOES ON THE COOL BLUE TREE. MY POST, MY RULES
AND WHILE THIS IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST POG EVER WE STILL GOT GOOD SHIT COMING, I PROMISE
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