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Tuesday, January 17, 2023

BLACK FRIDAY COMC PICKUPS - PART 15: JOSEF

HAVING KIND OF A SAD TYPING THIS OUT BECAUSE WHEN I BOUGHT THE CARD JOSEF MARTINEZ WAS A LIFE-LONG ATLANTA UNITED PLAYER WHO WOULD NEVER EVER LEAVE AND THEY WERE ALREADY BUILDING THE STATUE AND NOW HE'LL PROBABLY BE WITH ANOTHER TEAM BY THE TIME THIS GETS POSTED

2020 TOPPS MLS JOSEF MARTINEZ 1990 ALL STAR


ATLANTA UNITED IS OSTENSIBLY MY SOCCER TEAM ALTHOUGH THEY KINDA FLIP BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEM AND ARSENAL FOR MY FAVORITE. I CURRENTLY HAVE TWO UNITED SHIRTS AND NO ARSENAL GEAR AT ALL SO TAKE THAT INFORMATION HOW YOU WILL. UNITED WILL ALWAYS BE AT LEAST A 1a TEAM IN MY HEART SINCE THEY ACTUALLY WON A CUP BACK WHEN ATLANTA DID NOT WIN THINGS EVER. THEY SOMEHOW BROKE THE WITCH'S CURSE ON OUR SPORTS TEAMS AND EVER SINCE EVERYONE'S WINNING ALL OVER THE PLACE*. HOWEVER, AFTER THEY WON, THE COACH LEFT FOR MEXICO AND THEIR BEST PLAYER GOT SOLD TO NEWCASTLE AND THINGS HAVE BEEN A DYSFUNCTIONAL MESS. JOSEF GOT THE FIRST HAT TRICK IN UNITED HISTORY AND WON AN MVP AND WANTED TO STAY HERE EVEN WHEN EUROPEAN TEAMS WERE SNIFFING AROUND SO HE'LL FOREVER BE A FAVORITE


I'M A SUCKER FOR SOCCER CARDS IN VINTAGE DESIGNS (GOT ANOTHER ONE IN 2022) AND THIS 1990 DESIGN IN PURPLE AND GOLD REALLY JUMPED OUT AT ME WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOSEF CARD TO ADD TO MY MEAGER SOCCER COLLECTION. THE 1990 DESIGN SEEMS TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE 1970 DESIGN THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT - KIND OF AN EYESORE THAT REALLY GROWS ON YOU THE MORE YOU LOOK AT IT. THEY ALSO HAVE WONDERFULLY BRIGHT YELLOW BACKS. THIS IS A REALLY GOOD LOOKING UGLY CARD. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER JOSEF WILL BE WITH THE TEAM SINCE THE COACH IS AN ASSHAT WHO'S RUNNING OFF PLAYERS BUT IF HE DOES GO UNITED BETTER BE PONYING UP FOR A GOOD REPLACEMENT. IN 2013 WHEN I FIRST STARTED GETTING REALLY INTO SOCCER ARSENAL PULLED A MADNESS AND GOT MY FAVORITE PLAYER MESUT OZIL AT THE TRANSFER DEADLINE. GONNA MANIFEST IT OUT INTO THE WORLD: ATLANTA UNITED, GO GET ARSENAL LEGEND OLIVIER GIROUD RIGHT NOW. GET THAT GORGEOUS FRENCHMAN TO BOOT IN SOME GOALS AND GO OUT AND WIN ANOTHER CUP

*EXCEPT THE FALCONS. THAT CURSE WILL NEVER BREAK. GO STEELERS

1 comment:

The Angels In Order said...

Good looking card. I like the 90 retros more now than I liked the original design back in 90.

I pulled some Upper Deck baseball off your Wants. If you'd like them send your address.