PLAYOFF TIME AGAIN! HERE'S WHO I'M ROOTING FOR. CHANGING THINGS UP SLIGHTLY THIS TIME AND RANKING THEM BY TIERS. DOING THIS AT THE LAST SECOND SO LET'S GET ON WITH IT
MY FAVORITE TEAM TIER
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
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| 1956 Bowman Lou Ferry |
YEP, STILL ACTING LIKE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TEAM ALTHOUGH THEM SIGNING AARON ROGERS SORELY TESTED THAT. CAN YOU BLAME ME? AFTER DECADES OF THE FALCONS A COMPETENT ALTHOUGH MID FRANCHISE LOOKS SO APPEALING. I'VE DREAMED OF TOMLIN COACHING IN THE ATL FOR A WHILE NOW BUT THE WIN OVER THE RAVENS PROBABLY DERAILED ANY CHANCE OF THAT. LETS GET A RING FOR THE YINZERS AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE
LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER
CHICAGO BEARS
1958 Topps Willie Galimore
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
1967 Topps Steve DeLong
BUFFALO BILLS
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| 1960 Fleer Ray Moss |
YEAH, YEAH CHICAGO WON A TITLE IN THE 80S BUT THAT WAS TEN MILLION YEARS AGO AND THEY HAVEN'T DONE CRAP SINCE WALTER RETIRED. THE CHARGERS FRANCHISE LEGITIMATELY MIGHT BE MORE CURSED THAN THE FALCONS. THERE IS NO FRANCHISE IN FOOTBALL THAT DESERVES ONE - JUST ONE - CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN THE BILLS. I'D BE HAPPY SEEING ANY OF THESE TEAMS IN THE SUPERB OWL
BULLDOGS ON THE ROSTER TIER
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
1951 Bowman Chuck Bednarik ST LOUIS LOS ANGELES SAN DIEGO LAS VEGAS? RAMS
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| 1956 Topps Paul Younger |
A MAJOR THEME OF THIS LIST IS 'FUCK TEAMS WHO HAVE WON A CHAMPIONSHIP THAT AREN'T MY TEAM'. BOTH OF THESE TEAMS HAVE WON RECENTLY BUT THEY HAVE GEORGIA BULLDOGS PLAYERS ON THE ROSTER SO I'LL BE HAPPY IF THEY WIN. GO MATTHEW STAFFORD AND THE ENTIRE EAGLES DEFENSE. SHOUT OUT TO LADD MCCONKEY IN SAN DIEGO AS WELL, I'M ROOTIN FOR YA BUDDY
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TIER
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| 1982 Topps Manu Tuiasosopo |
I PUT THE HAWKS IN THE LET'S GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE TIER AND THEN REMEMBERED THAT THEY WON IT ALL IN 2013. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? SEATTLE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPERIENCE ANY HAPPINESS OR JOY. I WOULDN'T MIND THEM MAKING IT TO THE BIG DANCE BUT I'M NOT RANKING THEM HIGHER EITHER
1995 EXPANSION TEAM TIER
CAROLINA PANTHERS AND JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
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| 1995 Topps Darian Conner and Desmond Howard |
STUPID EXPANSION TEAMS RUINING MY NICE VINTAGE FOOTBALL CARD POST. A PANTHERS - JAGUARS SUPPER BOWEL WOULD BE COMPLETELY HILARIOUS THOUGH. SUCK IT, BIG MARKETS
I RESENT THEM WINNING SUPER BOWLS IN THE 80S AND 90S TIER
GREEN BAY PACKERS
1954 Bowman Hart Hunter
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
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| 1959 Topps Joe Perry |
MY ROTTEN BRAIN ONLY REMEMBERS STUFF FROM 30-40 YEARS AGO SO AS FAR AS IT'S CONCERNED THESE TWO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN NFL DYNASTY. NINE CHAMPIONSHIPS BETWEEN THEM! LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE!
HOUSTON SHOULD BE THE OILERS TIER
THIS ONE REALLY IRKS ME BECAUSE 1) THEY SHOULD BE THE OILERS SO I CAN SHOW OFF A BEAUTIFUL CARD FROM THE 70S 2) BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT I HAVE TO POST A CARD FROM THIS CENTURY, YUCK PTUI AND 3) I KNOW FOR A FACT I HAVE AN OLD FLEER DALLAS TEXANS CARD SOMEWHERE AND I CANT FIND IT AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF. IF WHATEVER BILLIONAIRE THAT OWNS THEM EVER PAYS THE MONEY TO GET BACK THE OILERS LOGO THIS TEAM SHOOTS UP THE RANKINGS. PLUS. HOW FUCKING PRETENTIOUS IS A TEAM NAMED AFTER WHERE THEY'RE LOCATED. COULD YOU IMAGINE A TEAM CALLED THE SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIANS OR THE CHICAGO ILLINOISIANS OR THE NEW YORK YANKEES? DISGUSTING
JUST FUCK OFF TIER
DENVER BRONCOS
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| 1964 Topps Billy Joe |
I SHOULD LIKE THE BRONCOS. THEY'RE BASED IN A COOL CITY, THEY GOT A NICE HORSIE FOR A MASCOT, AND IT'S HOMER SIMPSON'S FAVORITE TEAM. THEN JOHN ELWAY HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP
REALLY FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TIER
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
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| 1965 Topps Tom Addison |
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU'VE WON ENOUGH ALREADY. IN EVERY DAMN SPORT. JUST GO AWAY. NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE, LEAVE US ALL ALONE
IF YOU'RE MAD I HATE YOUR TEAM, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY THAT YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND IS BAD AND UGLY AND STINKY. THIS POST IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF MOLDY OLD FOOTBALL CARDS AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WINNING IT ALL ANYWAY. HERE'S MY PICKS FOR THE EXEMPLAR STRIGIFORMES
THE SUPER BOWL I WANT TO SEE
STEELERS DEFEAT BEARS
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| 1962 Preston Carpenter |
THE SUPER BOWL WE'LL GET BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL
PATRIOTS DEFEAT 49ERS
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| 1969 Topps Jim Colclough |
THE SUPER BOWL I THINK COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THIS ENTIRE SEASON HAS BEEN PURE CHAOS. HOUSTON AND SEATTLE HAVE GREAT DEFENSES SO (FLIPS A COIN)
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| i'm wondering if this coin may have been biased |
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| 1972 Topps Bobby Maples |
ROLLED DICE TO PICK A SUPER BOWL MATCHUP
orange die = AFC seed, purple die = NFC seed
D6 even = NFC wins odd = AFC wins
BEARS DEFEAT CHARGERS
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| 1957 Topps Ed Brown |
LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
3 comments:
I’d like to see the chargers win one someday since they’ve never rebounded from their last trip. I was in San Diego in 1995 during that Super Bowl and those San diegoans had hope, man. Hope that was squashed on the third or fourth play when Jerry rice took it to the house. They would squander another opportunity no doubt.
Patriots are in their proper spot.
As a Packers fan, I hate seeing them in the same tier as the 49ers.
Anytime I rank teams based on fanfare, I tend to simplify things:
Top Tier: Packers and Seahawks
Middle Tier: Everyone Else
Bottom Tier: 49ers and Bears
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