I resemble this card way too much

GRAAAAAR!

No really, just watch any of my YouTube videos. Put an Upper Deck hat on that critter and it may as well be me. Devolution! 

GOD MADE MAN
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
And we're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
Do what monkeys do...
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue

Are we not men?

We are Devo!