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Friday, February 24, 2012

Ryan Braun's Wayward Sample

Someone has to have made this joke already.

Hey Bud, You seen that Ryan Braun sample anywhere?

Moral of the story: poorly managed kneejerk drug testing policies leave a bad taste in your mouth. As does Milwaukee's Best.

Great article on all this boolsheet over at Grantland.

4 comments:

ThingsareFunnerHere said...

That's great. I expect more jokes to pop up daily.

dawgbones said...

reminds me of the Cheech and Chong skit. Would have been truly hilarious if the test would have shown he was preggers!! And I think he got off easy on a technicallity, as he never really disputed the positive result, but merely the chain of custody angle!!

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Thorzul said...

Bloggers and readers can curse the names of Ryan Braun and Bug Selig all they want, but I will not stand for the besmirching of Milwaukee's Best.

Beast Ice's 5.9% ABV makes for a fun night and a regretful morning.