NON-SPORT FRANKENSET - CARD #11

EVERYONE LOVES GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. MAYBE NOT EVERYONE. PARENTS DON'T LOVE 'EM. TEACHERS DON'T LOVE 'EM. MY MOM'S BEST FRIEND WAS ABSOLUTELY SCANDALIZED BY MY STONED SEAN CARD WHEN I WAS A KID. I'M GONNA BE HONEST, I DON'T LOVE ALL OF THEM MYSELF. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF THEM THAT ARE JUST GROSS WITHOUT REALLY BEING CLEVER. THERE'S ONLY SO MANY JOKES YOU CAN MAKE ABOUT EATING BOOGERS UNTIL IT DEVOLVES INTO LOL, BOOGERS. BUT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM ARE GREAT AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT SICK SHIT THAT I LIKE. HERE IS ONE OF THEM

2007-08 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS ALL NEW SERIES 7 GAIL FORCE WIND

FART JOKES. AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA. SO MUCH BETTER THAN BOOGER JOKES OR PUKE JOKES. I AM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY THIS PARTICULAR CARD CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME I SEE IT BUT IT DOES. THE SURPRISED AND CONCERNED LOOK ON THE FACE KILLS ME. A VERY PROFESSIONAL METEOROLOGIST EXPLAINING THE SUNNY BUT SLIGHTLY COOL TEMPERATURES IN EASTERN TENNESSEE BLASTS OFF AND ACCIDENTALLY CAUSES THUNDERSTORMS IN WILMINGTON NORTH CAROLINA. THE MASSIVE BLOW OUT LITERALLY BUTTERFLY EFFECTS THE ACTUAL DAMN WEATHER IN REAL TIME. NOW THAT'S A MAJESTIC FART. I'M CERTAIN GAIL (OR HER COUNTERPART STORMY HEATHER) KEPT IT TOGETHER AND CALMLY EXPLAINED TO THE AUDIENCE TO EXPECT PRECIPITATION ON THE COAST. WHILE FACING FORWARD THE WHOLE TIME OF COURSE. THAT SUIT HAS HAD ITS LAST BROADCAST

THE BACK OF THE CARD SHOWS OFF A BIT OF THE PURPLE BORDER PUZZLE OF OFFENSE SPENCE/REBOUND ROY. THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE WHOLESOME CARDS IN THE ENTIRE SET AS BOOGERS AND GUTS AND VARIOUS CRONENBERGIAN BODY HORRORS ABOUND IN THIS SERIES. ALONG WITH A COUPLE MARVEL PARODIES. MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT ON SEEING THESE SEND UPS ON SPIDER-MAN AND THE SILVER SURFER WAS THAT DISNEY GONNA SUE BEFORE I REALIZED THIS SET MAY HAVE BEEN RELEASED BEFORE IRON MAN. IT'S HARD TO CONCEIVE OF A WORLD WHERE DISNEY SUPERHEROES AREN'T STOMPING ALL OVER AMERICAN CULTURE BUT IT REALLY WASN'T ALL THAT LONG AGO WHEN SUPERHEROES WERE STUPID. OH THE GOOD OLD DAYS

BUT ANYWAY. 

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