Lots of all caps titles today.
I checked in on Old School Box Breaks and checked out his review of an '09 Topps blaster. The image on the post nearly caused major bowel malfunctions. Here it is, lovingly swiped and reposted.
WHY ARE THE BASE CARD BORDERS BLACK?!? Someone please tell me they bought a blaster with white border cards in it. Please tell me this blaster just had a ridiculous amount of numbered black border parallels. Please tell me Topps put Opening Day cards in the box by accident. Please tell me Keith Olbermann is on the way to John's house with a briefcase full of cash so Topps can kick off their 2009 Target black border 'error' gimmick to boost sales at Target. Please tell me that this is just an elaborate hoax to get back at me for my mean Heritage trick.
Anyone have any info on these things?
UPDATE: It happened to Nachos Grande too! Topps has caught the Black Death! Fungus blasters at Wally world!
Oh man... Oh God... Oh man! Oh God!
UPDATE #2: They've spread to eBay!!!!!
The PLAGUE is SPREADING!!!
Hide the children!
Get your shotgun!
Aim for the head! They'll just keep on coming if you don't get 'em in the head!
UPDATE #3: Noooooooooooooooo
JayBee has gone over to the Dark Side. How many more innocent souls shall this evil scourge claim?
Why, Topps... WHYYYYYYY
* don't panic.