Trade 1: Le Grande Orange for Roidy McRoidRoid
Oh HELLS yes. ACCEPT.
Trade 2: Alan & Lou for Dave
Didn't I just redeem those same two Tiger cards?? Decline.
Trades 3 & 4: '67 Yankees for '54 Rivera
Not even combining the two '67s for my '54. Either Amaro OR Whitaker. He won't even throw in a Dooley Womack. Hey Superfan, if you pull a Mantle, call me. Decline.
Trade 5: 1988 are you effing kidding me
Ryan Express Shmryan Shmrexpress. An offer of a 1988 card is an insult. Declined with great prejudice.
Trade 6: An old sock for an old sock
See people, this is how you do it. I looked it up and I unfortunately already have Mr Donovan. Declined with respect and gratitude.
Trade 7: A big pile for my Dick
Well I've got that 1972 card already but lets see what else is in there...
Oh bloody hell. Go away with that mess. Decline.
Trade 8: Senator for Senator
Didn't I just give away that card? I did. I don't need it back. Decline.
Trade 9: Lindy for Wise
If I didn't already have that '72 this would have been tough. Decline.
Trade 10: '76 Non Braves for '74 Brave
I don't need either of those 1976 cards. I also don't need the Ron Schueler. None of them are really worth sending away for at any rate. On Hold - Pending.
Trade 11: New Tiger for Old Tiger
I told you I already had Lou. Why not make some poor slob happy. ACCEPT.
You know what's left, folks....
ERRRBODY WANTS MAH COOKIE
Cookie Trade 1: Romo 4 Cookie
NOBODY GETS MAH COOKIE. DECLINED.
Cookie Trade 2: Big Mess O' Crap 4 Cookie
7 cards from 1977-1979 for mah Cookie. Seriously. DECLINED.
Cookie Trade 3: Sir Juan, Knight of the BatRack for Cookie.
I have to admit the '70 Juan Rios is an extraordinary card. An extraordinary card that I already have. DECLINED.
We can still gaze at the majesty of Juan however.
Cookie Trade 4: What's with all the '76 cards already
I know what you're smoking, socalguy. DECLINED.
Meanwhile... nobody wants mah Tony. I'm not even getting stupid offers for it. I just had a sad.
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