Turkey day blaster break!
Yeeeaaah, let's watch some football!
No, not real football! Fake American Handegg!
BOTH AT TEH SAME TIMES!
Happy Watching Football Too Much Food Gluttony Kickoff to Extravagant Spending to Save the Economy for Another Year While We Hang Out With Family Members Who Stress Us Out Day!
GIVE THANKS FOR ALL THE GOOD STUFF AND FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT OTHER CRAP FOR JUST ONE DAY!
And watch some ponies in between games! Couldn't hurt!