Pack 9: 97 Jeff Francis 145 Bobby Abreu 76 Jim Thome 156 Delmon Young 323 James Bowie SP 87 Aaron Rowand mini US19 Maine - Tim Stauffer 59 Nicky Hayden
I fell asleep ripping this pack. Thankfully Jim Bowie stabbed my ass awake.
Pack 10: 205 JJ Putz 246 Jeff Kent 234 Jered Weaver 43 Rickie Weeks 185 Carlos Pena mini black US15 Iowa - Casey Blake 11 Michael Cuddyer 19 Albert Einstein
Sweet, another Einstein. Keep the theoretical physicists coming, Topps. This is still a pretty uninteresting pack. JJ Putz looks baked. Jeff Kent looks lobotomized. Jered weaver is... looking at me... Jesus, I didn't think anyone could look creepier than his brother on a trading card, but here it is. Casey Blake looks good though. That's a manly man right there! With a beard and a jaw and he's from Iowa so he's been eating corn and such. MANLY CORN. Replace that bat with an axe and he's a lumberjack. Or a serial killer. So how's Carlos Pena doing after his breakout season last year? .230 average with 15 homers. Figures.
Pack 11: 280 Brandon Webb 95 Garrett Atkins 168 Melky Cabrera 340 Carl Crawford SP 196 Edgar Renteria mini US30 New Jersey - Derek Jeter 287 Chris Carpenter 34 Bill Hall
Derek Jeter is from New Jersey? I did not know that. There's a Ducky Medwick mention on the back of the card too, sweet. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Carl Crawford is a short print. I don't know why, he just looks like a short print. (edit - I was right!) Brandon Webb might win another Cy Young award the way he's pitching right now. If Topps is listening, here's a tip for your 2009 A&G set: No action shots on the base cards. Just do portraits, please. This card of Bill Hall looks like crap. I just noticed Edgar Renteria's name is in all caps. That's 'cause Edgar is one bad mother -
Shut your mouth!
I'm only talkin' 'bout Edgar.
We can dig it.
Ya damn right.
Pack 12: 81 Vernon Wells 211 Josh Hamilton 228 Derek Lowe 306 Carlos Gomez SP 156 Delmon Young mini black US3 Arizona - Brian Bannister 208 Bruce Jenner 298 Greg Smith RC
This must be the "prospects the Twins picked up this offseason, who kinda suck right now but will be absolute beasts in 2012" pack. I got another black border mini too. All the parallels are coming in waves so far. The Bruce Jenner card kicks butt too, he was the coolest guy in the world when I was 4. Aaaaaaand that's all I got. Sorry, I just don't have a lot to say about these packs. Kinda boring really. Screw it, I'm gonna post some more YouTube soul music.
How about some Marvin Gaye!
Aw yeah, maybe a little Al Green...
And the all time undisputed king at getting other people laid: Barry White.
Stay tuned, there's gotta be another hit in this box somewhere. Right, Delmon?
The box so far: Base cards - 72/351 20.5% Short Prints - 7/50 14% mini -4 mini A&G - 4 mini black - 3 (1 SP) State Flags - 11 Jersey relics - 1 (Joe Mauer) Pioneers of Aviation - 1 Old Planter ad - 1
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