Ummm... this pack rip got a bit, well... ridiculous.
Of course with a product like 1997 Pinnacle Inside, the entire concept is ridiculous in the first place so why not? What's dumber, a grown ass man talking to a Deion Sanders action figure on the internet or a pack of baseball cards sealed inside a tin can? I call it a tie. You guys voted for this pack to be opened so I felt obligated to go all out for ya.
Ok, so that may have been a little too over the top. I'll probably be lucky if I don't end up the next Tron Guy or Numa Numa kid. I figured if stuff like this is on the interwebs (warning: strong language is the LEAST of this video's problems):
Or, hell, for that matter, this:
I could get by with being a bit silly. If not, then maybe I'll get featured on Something Awful or dare I dream... my very own YTMND.
Oh dear Lord, I'm doomed aren't I. DOOOOOMED.