Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourn. Hall of Famer. Boston Beaneater. 300 game winner. 60 of those wins (give or take a win or two) came in ONE SEASON. Pitched 73 complete games that year. Was a grouchy old drunk, which is the best kind of drunk. Threw a wicked curve underhanded. A charley horse is named after him. Really knew how to pose for a picture. Greatest contribution to American culture: the very first person to ever flip a bird in a photograph. Lost an eye in a hunting accident. Died of syphillis at the age of 42.
And now, Old Hoss Radbourn Twitters from the Grave
This is pretty much the best thing ever.
Old Hoss on:
Players and Managers:
Derek Jeter
Pedro Martinez
Alex Rodriguez
Chase Utley
Mark McGwire
David Ortiz
Ryan Howard
Mark Buehrle
Jake Peavy
Jamie Moyer
Hideki Matsui
Curt Schilling
Tommy Lasorda
Mariano Rivera
Prince Fielder
Joba Chamberlain
King Kelly
Carl Pavano
Chien Ming Wang
Steve Carlton
Bobby Cox
Announcers:
Tim McCarver
Joe Buck
Chip Caray
Ken Rosenthal
John Sterling
Jayson Stark
Mike Lupica
Creepy Tweets about Joe & Tim
Other people:
Bud Selig
Edith Wharton
Roy Hobbs
Bill James
Barack Obama
Bernie Madoff
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Grandpas
Random musings:
Mustaches
Value Over Replacement Player
Philly Fans
Celebrations
Showboat Umpires
Beanballs
Warnings for beanballs
Tommy John surgery
Illegal Drugs
Winning 300 games
Erectile Disfunction
The Olive Garden
The USS Maine
Field of Dreams
I read every single tweet this weekend and I have to say, why the f&#$ didn't they invite him to that damn cornfield??
1 comment:
That is fantastic! I love it!
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