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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Something's coming...


ZOMG! The Wells Fargo Wagon UPS truck is a comin' down the street!



It could be thomthin thpppppethial just for me!

Waddya think it is??? If anyone nails it before it arrives I'll give ya something. Not necessarily thhpppethial, but something.

(Yes, show tunes. It's not all Zappa and Pixies on this blog)

19 comments:

Play at the Plate said...

Tri-Star Obak...I hope you get a hot box.

Todd Uncommon said...

A dabble boiler!

I think it's a heavily insured Steepin Strapsborg Heritage from the NSCC.

Thorzul said...

OK, your shipment weighs 3.5 pounds, which is equal to 56 ounces. Here's how it's partitioned out.

33 oz: A signed Chipper Jones Bat (the maximum weight MLB allows)
22.26 oz: A hot box of 1991 Topps 40 Years of Baseball (one vintage card in every pack)
The remaining 0.76 oz (21 g) is allotted to the soul of George Steinbrenner, which you now possess.

Use that soul wisely.

Thorzul said...

Oops, that last figure should read 0.74 oz.
If it was really 0.76 ounces, that would account not only for George's soul, but also the last bite of one of his calzones.

night owl said...

Don't sign for it! All they want is your money! You fool townsfolk think you're going to get a marching band with fancy instruments and uniforms, but it's a scam, I tell you! A scam!

Word verifications: schemes.

See? It's a trick. I'm telling you!

gritz76 said...

Damn! Thorzul stole my guess! Damn you Thorzul!!!!!

madding said...

Topps Total!

AdamE said...

A & G

Hackenbush said...

If it's OBAK I call foul cause my box shows still "processing".

dayf said...

No one has nailed it yet. Some of you are thinking in the right direction though. Thorzul's guess is wrong. It is illegal to transport souls over state lines in Georgia.

Here's a hint: I am so cheap, I'll spend money to save money.

Don said...

A box of 2010 Topps Pro Debut and a box of 2009 heritage High numbers.

Thorzul said...

Some Upper Deck O-Pee-Chee.

Captain Canuck said...

too early for 206, so I'll say Chicle.

deal said...

2 Boxes of something from the recent past - how about 2009 A&G - just to fill out the minis on the frankeset.

sruchris said...

Don't tell me you bought a box of 09 Upper Deck X.

Play at the Plate said...

2008 UD Masterpieces Retail. Just to get free shipping.

Don said...

Upper Deck Comic Ball? Donruss Amicana? American Heritage? The suspense is killing me.

buckeyestatecards said...

2009 Topps Heritage High Numbers

Jonathan @ RGB Cards said...

2009 Obak, because you didn't buy enough of that already and Blowout is still selling it.

I think Blowout is in Chantilly...