OK, your shipment weighs 3.5 pounds, which is equal to 56 ounces. Here's how it's partitioned out.
33 oz: A signed Chipper Jones Bat (the maximum weight MLB allows) 22.26 oz: A hot box of 1991 Topps 40 Years of Baseball (one vintage card in every pack) The remaining 0.76 oz (21 g) is allotted to the soul of George Steinbrenner, which you now possess.
Oops, that last figure should read 0.74 oz. If it was really 0.76 ounces, that would account not only for George's soul, but also the last bite of one of his calzones.
Don't sign for it! All they want is your money! You fool townsfolk think you're going to get a marching band with fancy instruments and uniforms, but it's a scam, I tell you! A scam!
No one has nailed it yet. Some of you are thinking in the right direction though. Thorzul's guess is wrong. It is illegal to transport souls over state lines in Georgia.
Here's a hint: I am so cheap, I'll spend money to save money.
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Tri-Star Obak...I hope you get a hot box.
A dabble boiler!
I think it's a heavily insured Steepin Strapsborg Heritage from the NSCC.
OK, your shipment weighs 3.5 pounds, which is equal to 56 ounces. Here's how it's partitioned out.
33 oz: A signed Chipper Jones Bat (the maximum weight MLB allows)
22.26 oz: A hot box of 1991 Topps 40 Years of Baseball (one vintage card in every pack)
The remaining 0.76 oz (21 g) is allotted to the soul of George Steinbrenner, which you now possess.
Use that soul wisely.
Oops, that last figure should read 0.74 oz.
If it was really 0.76 ounces, that would account not only for George's soul, but also the last bite of one of his calzones.
Don't sign for it! All they want is your money! You fool townsfolk think you're going to get a marching band with fancy instruments and uniforms, but it's a scam, I tell you! A scam!
Word verifications: schemes.
See? It's a trick. I'm telling you!
Damn! Thorzul stole my guess! Damn you Thorzul!!!!!
Topps Total!
A & G
If it's OBAK I call foul cause my box shows still "processing".
No one has nailed it yet. Some of you are thinking in the right direction though. Thorzul's guess is wrong. It is illegal to transport souls over state lines in Georgia.
Here's a hint: I am so cheap, I'll spend money to save money.
A box of 2010 Topps Pro Debut and a box of 2009 heritage High numbers.
Some Upper Deck O-Pee-Chee.
too early for 206, so I'll say Chicle.
2 Boxes of something from the recent past - how about 2009 A&G - just to fill out the minis on the frankeset.
Don't tell me you bought a box of 09 Upper Deck X.
2008 UD Masterpieces Retail. Just to get free shipping.
Upper Deck Comic Ball? Donruss Amicana? American Heritage? The suspense is killing me.
2009 Topps Heritage High Numbers
2009 Obak, because you didn't buy enough of that already and Blowout is still selling it.
I think Blowout is in Chantilly...
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