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Monday, March 24, 2008

What Th-?

Ok it's 50 degrees here, sunny, some dude is out mowing his lawn and all of a sudden...

SNOW FLURRIES.

IN ATLANTA.

AFTER EASTER.

What in the world is going on around here??

This is not right.

I think it's this guy's fault:

The Weather Gods have not gotten their yearly blood sacrifice and they're antsy. No pulled groins for Mike. No broken bones. No arms falling off the guy. No shredded ligaments. No ribs spontaneously ejecting from his chest. Mike is completely healthy and pitching well late into spring training. Seriously, if it weren't for Smoltzie's wonky shoulder, I fear it would look like The Day After Tomorrow around here. Don't panic folks, Smoltz will probably end up making his debut against the Mets so he won't be missing any time other than Spring Training, which he kind of skipped this year anyway with him pitching simulated games. I'd rather see him healthy in September/October instead of April anyway. Besides, a blizzard would be fun and a 5 man rotation would be even more fun.

1 comment:

Bay Rat North West said...

Is Hampton stitched together like Frankenstein by now?

You'll love this one

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