I mustache you a question

The pinnacle of cardboard bliss: a miscut Monster card with a wax stain! Screw Saw and all that gory bullshit, nothing beats Frankenstein beating up on the Wolfman. Ok, maybe King Kong vs. Godzilla. But that's it.

You're Frankensteins. Of course your mother has a mustache. She got it from her father.

Speaking of mustaches...

Monster: "What should I do when I get run down?Doctor: "Take down the car's license number."

Monsters sure have good health insurance, don't they?!

This is the 1973 set, not the 1959 set. Here's galleries to both sets: 1959, 1973.