Here are the final results from the Jay Buhner rip card straw poll:
Rip the sucka - 37 votes (78%)
Keep it minty - 5 votes (10%)
Desecrate a Bonds card - 3 votes (6%)
Post something good ya slacker - 2 votes (4%)
In a landslide, rip it has been overwhelmingly approved. Two of you think I should quit wasting my time with '90s crap card stunts, I fully expect to see two comments on what you really want to see underneath this post. And don't be an anonymous coward either, fess up!
As for what everyone else wants to see, I shall be performing extraction surgery this weekend and will take plenty of pictures of the gruesome proceedings. Whether I can get the photos off the camera onto my computer remains to be seen, but I'll give it the old college try. No videos though, sorry 'bout that. I'll probably get committed to a nuthouse if I try to find someone to viddy an operation on a baseball card. Expect it to be posted sometime on Monday, maybe Tuesday if I have to resurrect the old computer that the digital camera actually worked on.
In the meantime, if you absolutely have to see some surgery this weekend, play this surprisingly addictive (and disgusting and NSFW) game from [adult swim] - ALAN PROBE: AMATEUR SURGEON. Warning - it is gross and puerile and disturbing and you will end up playing it for 8 straight hours, so be warned.