I have no idea how to create pages but I'll figure it out eventually godammit

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The bright side to creeping mortality

If my life were Ferris Beuller's Day Off I would be...

At the ballgame!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey battabattabattabatta Saaa-WIIIING Batta!
Hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit. Sa-wing batta!

You can find out where you would be in Ferris here.Not only that, you can see where you stand in 7 other movies including The Big Lebowski (The Dude in his car), Star Wars (Luke training with the remote) Ghostbusters (Dana on the phone), The Wizard of Oz (The Cowardly Lion appears), It's a Wonderful Life (Bert and Ernie serenading the honeymooners), 2001: A Space Odyssey (random space ship interior) and The Princess Bride (I have no idea where I am in that movie but Robin Wright is not happy). I'm going to stick with Ferris Beuller though. It's strangely comforting to me to know that the last thing I will see on this earth is Matthew Broderick telling me to go home, the movie's over.

In other news, I have this pack to open today.

You'll see the contents later on this afternoon most likely.

(Hat tip: Metafilter for the link, Don for the pack)


Mad Guru said...

I'm 19 seconds older than you in Ferris time.

night owl said...

Well that wasted a lot of time. If you don't put your height in terms of inches in the life expectancy questionnaire you're in for quite a SHOCK.

Motherscratcher said...

You find the most wnderful things.

Although, it was a little disconcerting to find out that I'm 45% dead already. Almost half way.

Motherscratcher said...

BTW, I'm just unwrapping Bunny's toe. They're going to kill that poor woman. And it will be visited tenfold upon my head.

Mad Guru said...

Didn't even see the questionnaire. Thanks, Night Owl. You added seven years to my life expectancy. I'm going to go out and celebrate by getting drunk, smoking and then driving my car.

Dave said...

That is incredibly cool. Thanks for the post. Going to be spending a lot of time on that web site!