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Thursday, January 17, 2008

How Long, Oh Lord?

He's going to outlast Kenesaw Mountain Landis at this point. And Queen Victoria. And Louis XIV. And Emperor Kōan. In 2525 Zombie Commissioner for Un-Life Selig will be called in front of the Congress of the United Chinese-Indo-Canadian States of Euroasiamerica and will be asked in a hearing what he knows about players using performing enhancing drugs made from the brains of alien babies from Alpha Centauri. He'll choke down a brain and then make this gesture:

Can't we get someone new to come in and screw everything up for a while?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I still think Bob Costas should be commissioner. Selig has not been good for the game, and should have been removed from the position a LONG time ago.