Ah, the Olympics... The thrill of competition. The joy of victory. The pride for your country. Where countries from all over the world come together for a celebration of the human spirit. Where the President of the United States himself cheers on our athletic heroes by checking out Kerri Walsh's ass.
Wait, do WHAT?? Naw, this is one of those gotcha pictures where by framing the scene just the right way and snapping the photo at an inopportune time, it makes the subject look ridiculous. Damn I hate these stupid tabloid tricks designed to make famous people look bad. I bet George is just innocently watching some volleyball.
Ummm... I... Aw heck. I guess he was checking out Kerri's derrier. And he's about to slap Misty May's. Hopefully Laura gets equal time to ogle the swimmers at the aquatic events. Now that George has finally gotten caught fooling around with some girls, Pelosi has her excuse to start impeachment proceedings. Here's the entire photoshoot with the Prez and our Gold Medal beach volleyball team. This is the best picture though:
Ooh, baby... Come to Butthead......
This is going to be a great Olympics, I can feel it.
Here's the schedule for women's beach volleyball, I know you want to watch it...
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Are these photos of the leader of the free world more pathetic than creepy, or more creepy than pathetic? Either way, ewwww.
Kerri Walsh is far from the first butt I'd want to check out on the U.S. Olympic team. Also, what's with that creepy tattoo thingy on her shoulder? It's almost like somebody pranked her by putting some Rorshach blot on her while she was asleep.
That's actually some kind of medical tape on her shoulder. She had shoulder surgery recently and that was protecting it somehow. She had it on during the match on Saturday and I was trying to figure out why she tattooed Shelob on her shoulder when the announcers finally told us what it was.
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