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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ernest of Canada's Blaster League Team

Since Ernest lives in communist atheist socialist methodist absurdist ultramodernist gynecologist humanist devolutionist leftist incrementalist assist trancendentalist (did I say socialist?) repressionist Canadia, he was unable to find a blaster so he used a handful of hobby packs to build his team. He sent me his team the other day and I'm posting it here because I need the content. The pictures are all screwed up because Blogger is absolutely useless when running on Google Chrome and I want to shame Google into fixing their shit.


Jorge Posada C New York Yankees

A.J. Pierzynski C Chicago White Sox

Mark Teixeira 1B New York Yankees

Jose Lopez 2B Seattle Mariners

Asdrubal Cabrera SS Cleveland Indians

Alex Rodriguez 3B New York Yankees

Matt Holliday Outfield St. Louis Cardinals

Grady Sizemore Outfield Cleveland Indians

Ichiro Suzuki Outfield Seattle Mariners

Derek Lee Corner Infielder Chicago Cubs

Felipe Lopez Middle Infielder St. Louis Cardinals

Adam Lind Outfield Toronto Blue Jays

Joey Votto Utility Cincinnati Reds

Felix Hernandez P Seattle Mariners

Cole Hamels P Philadelphia Phillies

CC Sabathia P New York Yankees

Josh Johnson P Florida Marlins

Ricky Nolasco P Florida Marlins

Chad Billingsley P Los Angeles Dodgers

John Lackey P Boston Red Sox

San Francisco Giants Team

Mide Scioscia Manager Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

The Packs:

pack one:
299 Derek Lee 1B
81 Dustin Richardson LHP
248 Kevin Millwood RHP
401 Babe Ruth Hits 60th Homer
498 Johan Santana (SP) LHP
88 Alsonso Soriano outfield
190 Chad Billingsley RHP
269 Edgar Renteria SS

pack two:

183 Felipe Lopez 2B
141 Kosuke Fukudome outfield
432 Jermaine Dye outfield
104 Jorge Posada C
391 Melvin Mora 3B
274 Stephen Drew SS
313 The Winners Celebrate
124 Daniel Hudson RHP

pack three:
259 Jose Reyes SS
198 Chris Iannetta C
60 Asdrubal Cabrera SS
Grady Sizemore Dice Game Card outfield
369 Josh Johnson RHP
366 C.C. Sabathia LHP
167 San Francisco Giants
203 Juan Rivera outfield

pack four:
258 Derek Holland LHP
169 Ted Lilly LHP
407 Cobb Ends Career With 4,189 Hits
172 Michael Brantley outfield
NAP8 New Age Performers Derek Jeter SS
277 Coco Crisp outfield
27 Mike Fontenot 2B
44 AL Home Run Leaders

pack five:
115 Kerry Wood RHP
71 Robert Andino 2B, SS
47 NL Wins Leauge Leaders
61 Ryan Church outfield
61BR7 Ruth Chase '61
293 Felix Hernandez RHP
92 Mark Teixeira 1B
98 2nd Series Checklist

pack six:
79 A.J. Pierzynski C
367 Yuniesky Betancourt SS
50 AL Strikeout League Leaders
19 Afraud 3B
CCRLB Lance Berkman Game-Used Jersey 1B
194 Joey Votto 1B
254 Chris Davis 1B

pack seven:
359 Jose Lopez 2B
375 Ricky Nolasco RHP
491 Jason Bay outfield LF
C42 Shane Victorino 0894/1961 outfield
243 Adam Lind oufield
61BR2 Ruth Chase '61
76 Jay Bruce outfield
225 Mike Scioscia manager Angels

pack eight:
318 Aubrey Huff 1B
20 Cole Hamels LHP
BF5 Whitey Ford Cy Young Award Winner
244 Ichiro outfield
178 Matt Holliday outfield
232 Max Scherzer RHP
121 John Lackey RHP
61BR12 Ruth Chase '61

This is pretty much the last entry into the league unless I hear from someone instantly.  I have pledges of prizes from many people and will post those as well once I tally everything up. 


Offy said...

If you get a chance, check out Windows Live Writer. It's a free client that I use to write my posts and I love it. There's no excuse for Chrome not working with a site owned by Google though.

madding said...

I have loot to send you. I suppose I should e-mail you about it, though.