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Thursday, April 1, 2010

The oldest one in my collection

1861, SUCKERS.



Do you have anything from 1861 in your collection. Hells no, because you're collection is JUNK. My stamps is the greatest collection there is and I did it all in two years from 1984-85 because it got too good and I just couldn't collect stamps anymore or else I would be declared too awesome and kicked off the earth. I liked the earth and 1986 Topps was bad ass so I quit with the stamps and went back to baseball cards which was the WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE EVAR because stamps are just too cool.

LOOK AT THIS

tHIS IS GEORGE WASHINGTON

EIGHTEEN_SICKSTY FRICKIN ONE

You don't have a baseball card from 1861 if you did it would be fake and cost fiftenn billion thousand dollars even more if PSA graded it mint 8 and MArio Lemiuex or some hokcey player bought it to look cool because noone likes hockey anyways so thay have to do stuff like that.

This was a second design stamp from 1861 (even thought teh first design was also from 1861 they did this one too and it was better as you can see. ) this one is the thre3 cent stamp with George Washington! It is the rose colored version not girly PINK opr lake whatever the heck that is it must mean the stamp got WET this is the rose version which is cool because the Damned had a great song called New Rose and there's that one from Bon Jovi where Every Rose Has Its Thorn and Betty White played Rose in the Golden Girls and Betty WHITE is funnay as HELL and I wached that show with my gramma because old people liked it but I liked it too. The five cent Thomas Jefferson stamp is the color buff which must mean Tommy is nekkid! lol.

The US Postall Governmant Service made these stamps during the Civil War so the Confrederates couldn't use the old stamps to mail their yankee relatives and say hay ya'll cut it out and let us be our own country 'cuz yuo all suck and w'ere gonna beat you the Yankees were mean to the southerners but that's ok I love America and George Washington is a pimp he had wooden teeth anmd like 15 girlfiends and MArtha was cool with that because he was such a cool guy who won battles and stuff. Don't you wish you had a styamnp from 1861, I do!!!!

8 comments:

Play at the Plate said...

Ummmm, I have a silver dollar from 1799. Does that count?

dayf said...

ITS NOT A STAMP HA I WIN

Collective Troll said...

Go to sleep!

Play at the Plate said...

Ok, you win!

Chris Harris said...

This is the Kazuo Uzuki of blog posts.

Jonathan said...

What's the Old Planter from the Allen & Ginter cards doing on a stamp?

AdamE said...

Bon Jovi sang Every Rose Has Its Thorn? Pretty sure it was Poison. You know, that band with that singer who has a thing with Hanna Montana now...

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for a president Camacho styamp! hElLz yA!