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Sunday, April 11, 2010

The luckiest SOB on the planet

Pitching ghastly. Runners all over the place. More walks than innings pitched. Sweating bullets the whole game. Throwing more junk than Eddie Harris. Getting his ass saved by Yunel all night. Barely getting through the sixth by the skin of his teeth.

And then the Braves jump all over the Giants' errors, walks, balks and just plan bad pitches. Seven more runs for Lowe, which is as many as Jurrjens, Hanson and Hudson got combined when they all pitched a hell of a lot better than Lowe has this year. It ain't fair, I tells ya. It ain't far.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Rumors of Jason Heyward's demise were greatly exaggerated. I will take any and all Heywards anyone wants to pawn off on some poor sucker before the inevitable Frenchyesque Crater.


night owl said...

Lowe received atrocious run support when he pitched for the Dodgers. The Braves need to do this for two more years to balance out the four years of no-decisions with L.A.

The Chop Keeper said...

I guess the Braves' hitters know they've got to put up prodigious run numbers to stay in the game when D.L. is on the mound- that's the only reason I can think of. It's one of the great mysteries of the universe. It just can't continue, can it? Concerning Heyward cards, I too would be glad to take them off of this guys hands (or anyone elses). Mabey the dude is just bitter over the John Smoltz trade.