Topps Basketball Poem #7 - Mystery

I bet you thought I forgot about these, eh? Well, yeah. I kinda did. this one here is from Sam who got a Sonny Parker mini card in return for this poem.

O mini, O mini,

how mini you are?

so mini, so mini,

your like a toy car.

haha i tried!

Hey, he asked for Larry Bird and got Sonny Parker. I'm just glad he didn't drop a few F-bombs on me for that bait & switch. Besides, that's a good poem. Read it out loud three times fast and try not to laugh. Go ahead, I dare you. Couldn't do it, eh? That's GENIUS right there!