No, really. Jerry Hairston. Base Chrome. Ten Thousand Dollars.
Ah, that's nothin, I have the super duper rare Dennis Sarfate "feelthy oh-fensive" version with the rude gesture on the back.
That's gotta be worth eleventy million BILLION dollars* at at least! You can buy it for full book although I wouldn't mind holding on to it for ten or twenty years until it appreciates to its full value.
Double hat tip to Wax Heaven.
* Zimbabwe dollars