Topps isn't even trying anymore

When your big gimmick for 2008 Topps Baseball Updates & Highlights Presents 2008 Topps Heritage High Numbers Series is a Jerry Hairston Chrome card, this is an indication that the Topps Department of Gimmickry and Shenanigans is really just mailing it in so you they can finish up early to go hit a bar and get a good buzz on before going to the office Christmas party. The Christmas party isn't until the 19th, but they want to be really prepared.

No, really. Jerry Hairston. Base Chrome. Ten Thousand Dollars.

Ah, that's nothin, I have the super duper rare Dennis Sarfate "feelthy oh-fensive" version with the rude gesture on the back.

That's gotta be worth eleventy million BILLION dollars* at at least! You can buy it for full book although I wouldn't mind holding on to it for ten or twenty years until it appreciates to its full value.

Double hat tip to Wax Heaven.

* Zimbabwe dollars