There once was a man with pants that were short,They helped with his skills upon the court.Then one day came a man probably unrelated to Chris Pronger,He said, "Your shorts! AAAAAH! Please make them longer!"But John just couldn't give up their support.
Thank goodness there are no NBA teams based in Nantucket or I'd have to cancel the poetry reading. I do regret not having ripped an Artis Gilmore card, as I would love to see some of the rhymes for afro.