Upper Deck finally credited the artists in this set. Ron does a very impressionistic take on Brady and the tuck rule on this card.
I don't know who this guy is, and I don't care 'cause he's a lousy Redskin. This is as good a time as any to show you the back of one of these cards. For some reason all the rookies in this set seem to be painted with etherial beckgrounds.
Wes Welker? Really? 90 cards in the set (I think) and Wes Welker makes the cut? There better be a fecking Falcon in this set if Wes Welker is in there, goddammit.
Silent Bob is looking over to the sideline where Jon Kitna is dancing and singing "Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'..." No wonder Jon's on the IR. Lions shouldn't have drafted a stoner like this, it only hurts the team. Lions fans need to blaze all they possibly can.
Scoring Drive Code Card
I give ToppsTown endless crap, yet I still want to log on and try this game. A hypocrite is me.
Pack 2:
Yeah! Franco! He's running so fast he's leaving Franco trails behind him. Immaculate Reception my butt, Franco's a time warping space ninja! Man I loved the Steelers when I was a little kid... Then I started following the Falcons and my life was ruined. Oh, to be young and not stupid again...
HOLY
CRAAAAAAAAP
THIS
IS
THE
GREATEST
FOOTBALL
CARD
EVER MADE
PERIOD
I NEVER HAVE TO BUY
ANOTHER PACK OF FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN
BECAUSE I WILL NEVER PULL A CARD
AS INSANELY AWESOME AS THIS ONE
EVER
I WANT THIS CARD
TATTOOED
TO THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS
HOLY
JUMPING
JESUS
ON
A
POGO
STICK
THIS
CARD
IS
AAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOME
!!!!!
!!!
!
CRAAAAAAAAP
THIS
IS
THE
GREATEST
FOOTBALL
CARD
EVER MADE
PERIOD
I NEVER HAVE TO BUY
ANOTHER PACK OF FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN
BECAUSE I WILL NEVER PULL A CARD
AS INSANELY AWESOME AS THIS ONE
EVER
I WANT THIS CARD
TATTOOED
TO THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS
HOLY
JUMPING
JESUS
ON
A
POGO
STICK
THIS
CARD
IS
AAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOME
!!!!!
!!!
!
Who is this fool? I don't care about him, I want more Lambert!
This guy's not even a football player! What's he ever done?? I WANT A REAL FOOTBALL PLAYER!
THAT'S A REAL FOOTBALL PLAYER!!! I FREAKING LOVE UD MASTERPIECES!!!!!
10 comments:
I like these small sets but sometimes I just have to shake my head at the player selection.
The cards look fantastic though, especially that Lambert!
Masterpieces is a terrific football product. i really like it.
Lots of parallels (which isn't my thing) but I love the base cards;
That Lambert card is awesome, but don't be dissin' Lombardi. :)
I am a lifetime Steeler Fan and I love that Lambert card too. It is even more awesome that you pulled the black bordered one. Would you consider getting rid of it even though it is your favorite football card EVER!!!?
Lambert scares me. Lombardi excites me.
Wait a minute now! Wes Welker finnished tied for first in receptions with 112 in 2007, and is on pace for 105 this year. That Lambert is a must own, especially the black border version
Best post ever.
Also, UD can now throw a little free love your way, as I am impressed enough by the prospect of Jack Lambert's majesty that I will be buying a blaster of this stuff posthaste.
Also, I'm pretty sure an Elway moment will be included in there somewhere, and that's good enough for me.
"Would you consider getting rid of it even though it is your favorite football card EVER!!!?"
Short answer: no.
Long answer:nooooooooooooooooooooo
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I'd freakin' get that Lambert card FRAMED and put it up on my wall.
Update: I did indeed buy a blaster the other day, and pulled a Y.A. Tittle piece that is, dare I say, poignant and striking in its emotional power. (Hell yeah, art critiques on a card blog!)
I also pulled a Stroke of Genius auto - which is nice, yes, but I'm really impressed by the art on the base set.
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